Hi. Actual review time. I was just punching up your review count 'cause this piece is ridiculously underrated. Excellently written. Might have been nicer if longer.

Anyway. Yeah. You really hit the nail on the head with this one. I may be stealing some of this (with credit, of course) or maybe just referencing this piece. Very well done.

Keep it up.

The lumberjack song is always funny. When sung in a british accent. Then again, so is everything else.

"Shaken not stirred" is a command, not a joke. Respekt.

The horror stories sound like fun times.

You know what also works? Punching the ceiling when you run a yellow light.

It's still a great story. :-) I need my own SGG.

O man! You've officially got me hooked. Your writing style is very disarming. You crack me up! ~ardis

I think I may be the reason the only boy I've ever liked enough to ask out turned gay... All the boys at my school are emo (it's a scool for the arts, for pete's sake!) and he wasn't really emo. I should've realized it. *sighs and shakes head*

I really think we have different definitions of geek, lol.

When I think of a geek, I think of the cute kid who makes webpages and plays their GBA in the back of the class, and then offers to wirelessly link with mine. ^_^

Geeks = teh win. I will never be convinced otherwise. What is your definition of geek? Er...uber-geek, at least. I bet you I am one. :D

There is a difference between geek and loser, and you seem to be describing the latter in your essay...but that is just me. ;)

~Namir Swiftpaw

There is nothing wrong with an Uber Geek.

My fiance is an uber geek. I love him more than anything else. =)

These are just your opinions. I think of dating in a much more different way, but then again, I think we're much different people. ;)

~Namir Swiftpaw

haha... funny!

I'm a girl and I hate when guys wear pink. But...that's just me.

I really liked this story. It was funny, but it actually had good advice in it. You should had some more rules/chapters. Keep writing. :-)

Sigh, another one of these. Here are the problems I had with it. Um, I'll just quickly add that I'm a girl.

""Shaken, not stirred." and who really obsesses over sparkplugs and pistons? Unless they're from Detroit, pistons are not on the great dinner conversation list."

1. I have no problem with a man using that line. Sparkplugs and pistons I actually enjoy talking about.

"This is not just pink. A real man could wear a frickin' apron with red lace and pull it off as manly coughharrisonfordcough. Not only would they pull it off, they wouldn't care about those who tease them about it. "

Some men like to wear pink, others do not. It's not always a homophobe thing, either. Some guys just don't like the colour or wearing it.

"Guys are people too."

I'm glad someone understands.

--gangster-dolly

Interesting ... the title's got me interested for sure!~ardis

he heh heh. I like this. ^_^ it shall be fascinating, and I certainly can use the advice (if only there were any love-worthy straight guys at my school... *sigh*) Keep writin'!