Yay! Someone as random as me!

Me: I have a problem.Psychologist: What is your problem dear?Me: PROBLEM? I DON"T HAVE A PROBLEM! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM? *runs around with a monkey on head* MONKE! Oh, okay. Well if you put it that way, I have to agree. Thankies, voices!Psychologist: So we're sending you to a nice place called the insanity assylum...

Brilliant! (=

Things I would say to my therapist:

Me: Look, it's not me with the problems it's her! THAT'S NOT TRUE!! Face it your crazy!YOU NEVER STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! Oh, SHUT UP!Therapisit: Wow, she is crazy! Oh definately!

(; they have a whole list of things on zefrank d.t com . Well, I really got a kick out of this, WRITE ON!!(=

Perfect!

The slowest psychiatrist ever, indeed. That woman actually scared me with her display of gross stupidity. And the conclusion was the clincher. No way am I getting myself psycho-analyzed any time soon.

Good one!

XD Oh MY GOD! This poem was so classical!! I must tell you, Sumi-chan, this has your usual brand of humor, and zippy, zany laughs come out of this one. The great thing about you is that you have this wonderful sense of humor, and you write humor just as well as angst. I loved all the lines, actually, and I think it would be funny if I was stuck in that kind of situation -_- It would go along like this...

Me: Suddenly bursts out laughing.

Psychiatrist: Heather, why are you laughing?

Me: The voices told me a joke.

Yeah, well...you get the idea there ^_^ Anyways, GREAT job on this poem, and it's a shame that this doesn't get more reviews! This...this masterpiece is an instant classic!

Heather

XD I am so sorry the review is so late, Sumi-chan. -_-; Life has been rather ctazy, so for that. @-@ XD I love it, its exactly how I would go about it. lol Funny, you had me clutching my stomach afterwards. ^-^ Well done! Keep up the good work!

!~* Noelle *~!

lol.. taht was funny

thats wicked! absolutely wicked and delightful!