confusing, but funny for some reason

This is kinda funny. Therefore, shouldn't it be in the humor section?

I haven't read one of your stories before (I assume this is a serial of some sort). Having a short blurb at the top for people like me would be helpful :)

Why am I mean?

I was born that way.

I don't like you.

heeheehee. me like these stories! :-)

I've read the other old man stories and i must say that this is the best so far. Loved the arsenic line. lol