Poem about why guys don't like girls who make them do the asking out:

Walking towards the girlOf your dreams

Legs weakening, heart strengthening,what if she says no?

You would be crushedYou would have noreason to liveConfidence shattered

What is this gamewe call love?

There. Now you understand us and we understand you. Hee hee, I am flirtatious aren't eye?

Heeheeheehee.

Now I'm giggling. Crap. Well, so much for that lobotomast. Better change neuro surgeons.

oh! If I wasn't reading this in a public place, I might be crying right now. That was awesome. Beautifully portrayed and so true. I would be just like that if the object of my affections ever did that. *swoon*