XD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

really humorous! I love the part about the chicken wings!

"Yes life is a **." Quiet Man

I have a new level of understanding for the pizzeria industry! Well written and compelling.

I haven't laugh that hard in a long time!

Great job, and keep up the good work!

This was hilarious. It was definitely a new perspective for me; though I know that customers are often retarded, I have never heard the perspective of one whom they are retarded to. I don't go to fast-food places much (not because they're unhealthy, it's just I don't have my license yet, and it's impossible to walk to ANYTHING where I live), but on the rare occasion that I do, I keep my eating area relatively clean and always tip. Once, though, when I was young and immature (or at least more so than now), I did leave two pennies on the table like you warned against, and I buried them in junk and stuff, too. The waiter didn't even get the tip, either, I saw some random guy pick up the pennies as I was leaving. But my ways have changed. Nice work, I enjoyed it.

By the way, was this a chain pizza place? If so, where was it?

Hilarious and educational. Thanks for the tips. ;-)

Wow, that's a lot of stuff to get off your chest. I shall remember the tips. Especially the tip about tips. :) This was great to read: a rare thing in a rant... and... uh... yeah. 'S good. ^^;

Any more rants to share? :P

The parody fairytale was great. This rant is awesome! Hey, you adjusted stuff and picked your nose in the freezer? Ew! At my pizzaria we all just went in there to chill out during downtime in the summer (no air conditioning!). Oh, and play basketball with the food products. And hockey. I read this whole thing smiling and nodding. Let the truth be told! Now I'm inspired to go write my own driver rant, haha!

lmfao! That was a hilarious work of art (writing, that is) I would've never guessed a pizzeria worker went through so much horrors...they always have that sweet smile on their face that looks so helpful. Man I got a rude awakening there!! lol!

very funny

I'll have you know that my family always tips the delivery guy and the waitress. Always. It's always at least three dollars but usually more. We even tip the bad ones just not as much as the good ones. And this walking stick will never just order a side salad and diet pepsi, I will be eating pizza and fighting my family for that last piece.

You ever have a job dealing with pizzas? Or does the sheer blend of cheese, ham, pineapple with cola excite you? lol

I loved this :D

I could have sworn I reviewed this. Like .. several days ago.

*twilight zone music*

Anyway, I really liked this piece, and I hope you continue to add future disgruntled moments to it; it deserves a following. :)

lol nice. very well written, and a nice take on the working world in small establishments. keep up the good work :)