There are no words that haven't already been said by countless others...

So, so wrong... yet very, very right.

Yea
I was right.

PSYCHOTIC and random but mostly psychotic

Aw gawd. This is really JTHM but happier in a way I guess and a little less gruesome.
I just read some real fked up sht before this so Imma stop here for today :)
Awesome job btw.

EW dead baby jokes. I think Ive heard half of them before though. This is totally like JTHM if u know wht Im talking about. Haha and I was listening to MSI when I was reading this too...what a coincidence.

Ohh

This gave a TOTALLY different vibe from the first chapter...in a good way

i liked this chapter :)

omg

this is awesome

well if he watched desperate housewives then he's not really that far from being gay haha

Funniest story of all time.
And when Simon started talking about humor, I started thinking "Oh i totally agree with this. That's why I love south park" and then you mention the south park movie and I flipped out.

[I think Randi is the most under appreciated character and by far the funniest]

I utterly adore the relationship between Danny and Simon. Genius.

sick, but funny as hell xD

This story blows my mind.
Makes my life.
Is amazing.
Running out of phrases to describe
how awesome
it is.

love, ali.

I love how psychotic and twisted the characters are. It's really an amazing, interesting story. Hope you're continuing with it, it's awesome :P

Everything about this story was demented and fucked up and I loved it. I had no idea such sociopathic characters could be so funny. I especially loved the part where Simon explained his beliefs in karma--in a way it was almost Nietzchean. Brilliant. :)

... That was fucking bizare. Fantastic, strange, disturbing. Like someones intestines getting torn out and used to make sausages that were then served to starving orphans.

I love it.

"The next morning, I found my dad's Viagra. It was with his heart medicine, above the oven, behind the bagel cutter, to the right of the cookie recipes."

Of course, that's where everyone keeps it. =^.^=