haha. This is way cute. I don't really directly work with kids, but I bus tables at my friends' parent's pancake house okay. I absolutely hate it when parents will give their 2,3,4,5,6 year old children open packets of jelly, butter, or creamers and laugh when they dump them all over the table, floor, or the old guy sitting behind them... gah.. so annoying. They then finish using all of the creamers and jelly, so they move on to syrup and sugar. When we ask them to please restrain their children (very politely mind you) they spaz out and yell at us "who are you to tell me how to raise my child, you can't be more than 17! explitive, exlpitive, I want to talk to your manager." ha. Because he is really going to enjoy the fact that you are wasting the creamers too.


muchlove!
Pyrgus.

haha. gotta love these sorts of things right?

hey, just writing to say how much i enjoyed ur 'Things to Teach your kid'- very very funny - I almost feel sorry for you - almost

Keep it up

Maddye xo :-)

HI-LARIOUS! Can't wait for the next update!

Yes! Nearly everyone other person I know who has ever been in a job involving children has been asked that, including me, which is sad because I was 13 at the time...

Gah, I volunteered at a daycare centre once...*shudders*It's scary how true all of this is...and yet how funny this is. *grins*

HILLARIOUS!

... okay. Call me crazy, but I think we may just be soulmates of derisiveness. Sarcasm is a teenager's best friend, after all. Stuff like this inspires my own bitterness to come forth in writing. :P Not to mention the fact that I despise small children. The little buggers. *fume* Anyways, now that my review has frightened/perturbed/made you laugh, I shall depart.

Damn good story. Gotta love the sarcasm. w00t.

... Not allowed to watch Michael Jackson?...

You know, I'm not suprised. I knew one kid who wasn't allowed to listen to Elton John's Crocodile Rock (it was in a muppet movie...) because Elton John is gay.

Parents can be more annoying than the problem kid himself.

11.

Eleven is the absolute ruler.

Mwahaha. Still awsome.

Exactly.

I refuse to watch kids under the age of four or over the age of nine (since those are generally the ages that give me trouble) but there are some exceptions.

And then there are kids well within that age range that I can't stand, simply because they are as they are.

I really like your style here. It's great. I can't help but keep reading. And I agree with every piece of it! Parents can be quite idiotic! (But maybe it's their lack of understanding a child's perspective. Maybe they can't remember how kids think and act.)

keep goin!

wow. this jst makes so much sense!! but, why o why, do they NEVA listen? im a young leader wiv brownies [7-10 yr old girls] and i dont get paid. im leaving in a few weeks. woohoo!! at brownies, all i hav to do is put my hand up n they stop n listen... theoretically at least.

lol! aw... not. lil terrors.

Mua ha ha. This sounds like things my frinds would do. (even at age thirteen, I know, sad.)