Generally, this isn't /highly/ original. Well-written, and you get your point across, but the ideas themselves aren't especially new.

Except for this line: "I'm making my hitlist on my suicide note." I'd love to not review this, write that, and then pretend I came up with it on my own. Damn ethics, damn them to hell.

Favorite stories list, just for that line. Nice job.

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