Very amusing. "PMS (Pissy Male Syndrome)"..."If cheese ruled the world, which would be the ultimate cheese?" Eh, the poor guy...

i love it love it love ^^

LMAOi remember thisXDahahaha

(love Q9)

-lala the panda

How amusing. :P

This was great, really. Subtle sarcasm, with more than a little honesty. DON'T WE ALL know people like that? ^_^ Haha, this was quite a riot to read. Thanks for sharing!

--Sunami

Oh, that's so cute! Keep it up with the next section of the handbook~!

(You may wanna do a spelling and punctuation check, though. Just a suggestion.)

LOL! This is awesome, Cindy, as always! Great job with the story summary in particular--it caught my attention right from the start.

Yours,

G. London

Hilarious as always--great job!

lol freakin hillarious...

I read this to my friend on the phone and she could not stop laughing. & neither could I! You know exactly how to evoke a desired emotion out of your readers. This one: complete amusement, and maybe a tad of UTTER AMAZEMENT at how you pop out hits like Michael Jackson. Hillarious. :)

haha!! this was great! cool idea, and the way you presented it was very inviting... good job!

ah.. always a pleasure to wake up in the morning and roll around the floor laughing. you have always had a great sense of humor, and i expected nothing less. hey... i just remembered we are going to be seniors. YAY. hope that means more time for you to write. it is without doubt that you have power, prose, and prowl. expecting nothing less and finding much more...

kakyou

always smiles

O_o that is so odd...yet so funny...get mugshots,fingerprints and DNA...your hillarious!!

This is funny and...well...cool...and also well written.

1) Is there a time constraint? if so, I’d like to go with the longest possible time...2) Provalone, hands down3) I’m well known among the ladies, yes, really4) Dinner, walk on the beach and watch the sunset, maybe count some stars... so what if it’s cliche?!5) It wouldn’t happen?6) A blue-green-cantaloup-broccoli-Humuhumunukunukuapua7) boring, lazy, ugly, short, fat, annoying, %#@*&, can I repeat that last one ten times?8) Phantom of the Opera, I like to sing along!9) No, although my friends are planning a trip to North Korea...10) 170cm-ish

Every single line of this "handbook" is simple perfection. -ADD