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I do hope that you are embarrassed posting this. If not, you should be. You know good and well that this does not belong to you. Just because it's fanfiction doesn't mean that you can go and post it as your own. What, you didn't think fans of Penfeather wouldn't find you?

Take it off or I'll report it.

And write your own crap. And if you can't think of anything, don't write at all.

Hey cus! email me the drunken sailor chanty it is stuck in my head! XD well luv ur books as always.