Lovely, lovely parody! Nice use of the misspelling of magic, as well as the self-centered aspect ("I invoke...it...all") of most trendy Hot Topic "Wiccans" (ugh, I wince to even refer to them as such). Also, I loved the last line, and how it basically summs up the main reason these people became Wiccan in the first place. Great job.

Deep.

The writing brings so many pictures to your head... the words... beautiful.