Simply wonderful! I was smiling like a mad one the entire time.. For some reason it reminded me terribly (and wonderfully) of the 'The Rape of the Lock" though that piece wasn't quite a bout dueling lovers. I loved the last stanza, and the little intervals of silly dialogue. You pulled this off brilliantly.

-simpleton (though i think you might have known me as AwesomisticallySpifferlicious)

Lol, another I'll need you to elaborate on in person. I got some pretty interseting ideas from it... but I'll tell you when I see you again. Great job, reminded me of... hmm, I can't remember the name... a comedy about a gardener, that turned out to be a comedy about sex... =) I liked it!