Okay, I thought the adding yourself into the story was kinda pretentious. It was kinda gory having discomfort eaten so easily with no-one really concerned or umm...i dunno. Unity and Severence are alright. What does Morton look like? You never explained that. i understand what you were trying to do with so many words but you don't have to sacrifice quality. Having Morton not understand leet really helped if the person didn't understand it. By the way, someone threw a catfish at my head today. >'.'

LOL! MORTON IS A NIGHTMARE! YAY! ^_^ it would be FUN to be a nightmare. hm...what nightmare would i be? hm... nerd? slob? violent psychopath who's obsessed with artsy things? yeah... i like the sound of that one... who would i be a nightmare too? POPULAR PEOPLE! ^_^ (or my brother...) he he he. well, i congratulate you, on making 40 words in a month. i couldnt do it in a year. kudos to you.

YAY! now seduce and vanna can get together in the end... or... VANNA COULD TURN INTO A NIGHTMARE AND THEY STAY TOGETHER FOREVER IN THE NIGHTMARE PLACE!

WO, but, how can death starve to death, is he has no stomach?

WTF? vanna cant die, who will sing the annoying songs?

Congratulations! Nice story. Keep up the good work!

coolio. awesome chapter. really, written really well, iactually can't beleive the quantity AND quality of your writing. i bow to you, or master author! i could NOT do it. i am in awe.

it's ok, we still love you, even if this is fairly plotless and your singing sucks. :P anyway, everyone needs a little break from drama and stuff, every little while, and this is the perfect break. it doesnt require any thinking, AT ALL!!YAY! well, i hope you update soon.

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stupid 1337 master... hm... i wonder if i can review in l33t...

let's see...

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OH...like this-> | COOL! why doesnt morton just tell them that he can't SPEAK l33t? hee hee... | and, why doesnt vanna go into the negatives? when me and my cousin sang that song, our other cousin tried to throw us off by singing the same song, with a different rythym (Spelling?) and totally off number

(ex: me and nat: 87 bottles of beer on the wall...87 bottles of BER...lara: ..bottles of microscopes on the pool... ninety million crates of MICE... you take one down, share it with none... A BAZILLION GRAPE FLAVOURED RUTABAGAS ON THE WALL) it really works to throw people off their singing. and then... she went into the negative (negative 3 bottles of gin on the wall. negative three bottles of RUM. you take one down, defy physics, 4 bottles of vodka on the wall!) and, why doesnt vanna sing that badger song? it's a loverly song... ah... good times... (badger badger badger badger ARGH! SNAKE a snaa-ake o, it's a snake badger badger badger badger)

nope, i dont understand a word he's saying. i can READ leet, i just can't really... understand it, through the spoken word. and i suck at reading it too... so...whjat was he saying? email me with the answer! translations! mia_d3@hotmail.com

MAUAHAHAHAHA i have time to catch up on my reading... anyway, awesome chapter! ONTO THE NEXT ONE!

Wow. Short. But I got an idea from the alligators and I just got the urge to say something stupid like BANANAS!

Well, this story is good but it has no plot! Slacky...! And never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever speak in leet to me! Or I'll kill you...