Look, I don’t know who it is you have sending methese harassing reviews, but I’m getting fed up withit. I don’t know if it’s you hiding behind someanonymous name, thinking I won’t figure it out, Or ifyou have your friend who you read my monologue toover the phone battling this out for you. Either way,I don’t care and it needs to stop. I know this allhas to do with the review I left on your poem GothicLogic. Had I known you were going to get so upsetabout it, handle it so immaturely, and cry to othersto help you fight back, I would never have left it.When I wrote that review I told you that it was onlybecause I felt the need to speak out about what yousaid. I wasn’t there to offend you or ** you off orinsult your work. In the end, if I had upset you, Iapologized and gave you a compliment because it was a well written poem. You gave your opinion and I gavemine. I left it at that. I only wanted to give myopposing opinion because I was offended by yourunfair judgment. I didn’t get ** off like yourfriend seems to think. I was going to say “it caughtme off guard” but I just decided to say that itoffended me. So, I forgot to erase a word. Sue me.What was later mentioned about me deleting thereviews. I only did that because of the belittlingthings that were said. It was just a bunch of verbalharassment and insults that show me how haughty,arrogant and insecure you both are. I for one am notgoing to put up with it. I’ve never removed anyreviews. If someone leaves one saying they didn’tlike what they read, or give me POLITE ADVICE, Idon’t care. I’ll leave it there. Your friend with theprefect grammar seems to think differently of that.You can tell him or her that I said they can go **themselves. And you can too you stuck up **. I wontallow you or they to belittle me or my work justbecause of some stupid grammar problems. Your friendseems to think you both are the best writers in theworld. I don’t give a damn how perfect you think youare. I’ve read other pieces of yours and your nothingspecial. I could care less what you or anyone elsethat you have talking “FOR YOU”, think of me. You mayhave more knowledge then I do about writing, but thatdoes not make you batter then me in any way.

“I write poetry (in form and free verse) as well as fiction (I am working on afantasy/action/adventure novel in my spare time). I admit my poetry, in comparisonto my writing friend (Rio) is subpar (her's flows with magnificent ease, like a river),but my work in grammar, spelling, and overall writing in whatever form is actuallyvery in depth and well thought out. Your work, and I don't mean to be arrogant, ismuch less in comparison.”

First of all, I don’t give a damn how you or your friend think mywriting should be done. Their opinion about it doesn’t meanshit to me anymore. Go brag to some else about your work whogives a crap. I was never trying to compare myself to you tobegin with. I don’t give a ** how “subper” your work is orhow good your friend is at spelling. Your just another facein the crowd to me. That right there shows me that you bothhave so much insecurity about yourself that you feel youhave to brag about how you think your king ** overeveryone else just to make you feel better about howpathetic you really are. And then you wonder why us Gothshate people exactly like you. We hate you because you giveus all the reason in the world to. Your no better then me,no matter how much you think you are. So you can tell yourfriend to leave me and my work the hell alone. I don’t wanttheir opinion or yours. If he or she is so bothered by the**ing grammar then don’t read it...I’m telling you rightnow. Go away.

Very clever and classic. My only qualm was with 'like they are zits'. Not only is it out of keeping witht the rest of the poem's cultured and refined feel, but 'zit' is just one of those cringe words that should be avoided when possible.