You're stories have got to be the best ones I've read on this whole site. I thought Fictionpress turned into an outlet for "Vampires with a lost love" stories or "Look at me I'm random dur". Guess I was wrong. I'm happily suprised!

TOO-MUCH-AWESOME-NESS...serious side collapsing...no...frown muscles spazaming...must not...laugh...bwuaahaahaa...it hurts, oh the pain, u make me laugh too hard...oh, for the love of otter pops, make it stop!fantastic job, as always...

marionette/lexa

Slightly creepy...

Hilarious

Well that was friggin hilarious. Sweet job.

Oh. My. God. You have to be one of the single funniest authors I have ever encountered. I was in hysterics the entire time I read this.

Yay!

Oh, wow, where in the world did this come from? No, I really don't want to know, but it was quite funny.

That was great. I don't want to know where the heck that came from, but it ellicited several chuckles from moi.

aww, poor dan! hilarious doesn't even BEGIN to describe this story. i loved it.

kids are so easy to amuse Yay! is so familliar. very well done. umm...yeah..no problems for me...

This is hilarious! Good job! :D

“I'm so sad that my family died after being crushed by falling dragon **,” the peasant lamented

That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read :D:D:D:D!

I was going to just wait til chapter two to Review, but I had to mention that :D

A truly biting wit. :D Love the story. Dan needs a hug...

ah, how wonderfully crazy. Yay!

That's harsh... *Laughing hysterically*