This is the best dream so far! And if you want to hear a wacky dream, mine was exactly five minutes in length:

Darkness. I'm floating in the dream world, or whereever it is I am, and I just float. It's very peaceful and tranquil. Then, like a flash of lightning SCENE CHANGE SCENE CHANGE! I also have dreams like movies or flipping TV Channels so I know EXACTLY what you mean.

Though all I see is still darkness, quite clearly I hear someone shout: "Let's all eat Mr. Penguin!"

Suddenly there's a fork and knife in my hands and a penguin on a silver platter in front of me, dressed like a thanksgiving turkey! He even has two X's for eyes, like in the cartoons when someone is dead.

Then I woke up.

Yup..IAM going "WTF"!!

That was so random it was funny. I get sleep paralysis too but not too often. It can happen at the most inconvenient times though. This one dream I was being chased by a sex demon and woke up and could see the ceiling but also the demon at the same time. Since I was still kinda awake and I alomst slipped back under. Ugh, you should have seen the blood spattered dreamscape the demon left in it's lusty wake. lol Anyway, I'm so rambling.

You might have a tumor. lol I mean, why else would you have those crckpot dreams? I think you might be contagious. Especially after I had that "Hail Xena of France" thing.

LMAO!aww,the lassie dream had me cracking up.that was funny enough to me but i'm about to go read what else you have written.

Hola. You have trampolines in lots of your dreams it seems. Thank you for reviewing me. I smiled.

Lol these dreams are laugh out loud funnie! Alot like my dreams.ps...read my story plz...if you want

What'd the smexy guy look like? I want to know. I NEED DETAILS! You've also given me the idea to write down some of my weird dreams. Thanks!!

You need to tell about tea with Mr. Toad. I'm laughing my butt off as I'm writing this. I really want to know how it went. sounds like it would be fun. You know, sitting there with a huge butt ugly toad drinking peppermint tea. Ha Ha!

like i wish my dreams were that cool. Instead, mine are creepy. Love this though so random and had smexy in it which is almost as cute a word as shmexy. or like yeah.

Wow. I like the one about Jim Carrey!

Cool dreams, the ones that came true (mostly the silly stuff one(getting run over seems more common)) My fav would have to be the frist two espec. the one with yoda and frodo. Like update sooner this time.

wow i like it. i've had dreams like this before. mind if i steal your idea and do it too?

God, these are so funny! And, yes, I was like "WTF?!?!" upon reading some of them. Heh.

I love it, so original not too funny yet but really interesting. The dog dream is the weirdest lassie on a tightrope. So cool.