Hehe, this was witty, amusing, and reflective. I liked the final two lines: they were cool, unexpected, a defiantand humourous close to the scenario you depict.

*gulp* your poetry makes me shiver...your vocabulary is frigging incredible! I know all these words but they never come to me when I'm writing, and they make your poetry so powerful! And usually I find poetry without rhyme rather mediocre, but yours is just brilliant! Love, Mia

Loved the way you concluded the poem. Sharp, short and snappy.

The classy language and tone fits the whole subject matter of this very well; you have managed to bring out the characterization of the persona quite indirectly.

I love that last stanza, such confidence and relief and the "curiously satisfying" Splendid.