Finally, a display of actual intelligence. Sarcasm is so refreshing. As is accurate spelling and punctuation.
My favorite line:
"Quick, Logical Fallacy Man! To the Ironymobile!"
Brilliance.

i am still in shock. lol

you should be a comedian. they basically speak their mind in a funny way. you got the material dood.

Haha, seriously man, the busload of asians? You have to live in asia to actually fully experience twenty of them coming out of the tiniest car possible. I'm Asian and live in Asia and yet even I get stunned.

Love the sarcasm in this. Sadly, I'm too open-minded to be offended (it's my biggest flaw).

You, sir, are brilliant.

+fave

Hahaha I agree. I'm really not offended terribly except when the word (or attempt at it) "Retard" was used. I'm sorry but I think anyone with enough decency to be considered human should know not to say that unless referring to the medical condition. Still aren't sure about whether to say it or not? Read Flowers For Algernon. Anyway, I don't think YOU said it so hey! I still love you! hahaha. Anyway good ramble.

"LOOK! THIS RICH WHITE PERSON IS FUCKING ANOTHER RICH WHITE PERSON!1"

I think you're my soulmate.

Thanks for that little old-gay-couple-making-out bit at the end. I was pretty disappointed up till then because you hadn't offended me, but then I saw the part about Bush and I was like "omgwtf he sux!!" and I was gonna flame you like 2343223 times.

You're funny.

You've succeeded here in inserting "key" sentences--these are sentences that make the piece work. For example: "Take your ninja kitten, your cooking recipes, and shove it up your ass." Exactly. That sentence is completely ridiculous, but it works on some level because it's so damned frank.

I don't think I've ever heard the word "asshat." It evokes some pretty potent images in my virginal mind.

Back to my "key" sentence theory... In the paragraph where you talk about the people passing you in their car, it's like the whole paragraph is telling the reader something funny. But then you inject the sentence: "After they realize that I really could not give any less of a fuck about their Holy Importance..." Nice. Someone has personality. :)

"Vehicularly"--another word I've never seen. Again, it works.

For being a McDonald's employee, you seem a little "my glass is half-empty" about it. It's sad that so many people view their jobs that way. It's great how you describe the groups. I've totally seen every single type of people you talk about (excellent about the Asians!). No offense, but I think working at McDonald's is a little more "pathetic" than eating there.

It's harsh, but I agree that people who can't spell properly shouldn't be treated normally. Maybe they should be locked in little barrels and thrown onto roller-coaster tracks. (I'm saying this, but I'd bet money there's at least one spelling error in this review... so strap me in a barrel: here we go). "Fukin retart"--is that like something you stick in a toaster for breakfast? Ha.

I too am tired of this Wicca bullshit. It's more of a sense of rebellion than "belief." Even though "way back in the A.D.'s..." I wonder if this idiot even knows what A.D. stands for? He/she probably thinks it's "after death" like most comically useless bag of organs. Ah, I just read that next part. Exactly. Try saying the word "annus" to someone and they crack up, thinking you're talking about an "anus." Eat my Latin, dumbasses.

Who in the HELL spells "sure" like "shure"? I have the feeling that person wasn't being sarcastic. Like I said, strap him in a barrel.

About the last part. Hm... what offended me MOST? Probably the homosexuals. I don't acknowledge homosexuality as natural. So shoot me.

I like this. You came close to offending me several times, but then, of course, only an idiot wouldn't realize that this piece is positively saturated with the most sarcastic sarcasm--seriously, it drips from every word.

Nice job. (Sorry about the long review. I tend to go a little crazy.)

I wasn't sure whether to be amused or entertained. Maybe a little of both. Yay.

Kat

"This is great. It really is. Everything I've wanted to say about the area I go to school in, and said so very well." Rhaevyn applauds, happy that someone else actually realizes the fact that Wicca isn't a two-thousand-plus-year-old religion.

Way to bite off Maddox.

Wow. You... kick ass. So much ass that I will add you to the much coveted second slot on my favorite authors list, so far occupied only by FireChainsaw, who also kicks ass.

You failed to offend me.

I'm offended that you failed to offend me when you promised you would. oh... wait...

Very funny, good job.

I should probably consider myself slightly distrubed for giggleing at that as much as I did...

rant on, rant on, Z-Dub. no offense taken.