just want to get one thing straight...if I'M at a dance and staring off into space during a slow song, it means i'm TERRIBLY bored, and if random guy number 1 comes up and asks me to dance, i will most likely deck them. i haven't decked anyone in a long time, but it's a warning to all of those males out there (I'M WARNING YOU, TED!) and i think i know ted...heeheehee...

interesting

i have to ask when u became such an expert? i mean ur track record... j/k j/k

v. informative this should be mandatory reading for all guys

Exactly.

Thankfully I'm not the average confused guy.

Don't even think about sarcasm =(

I am a girl... and this is pretty damned acurate (pardon the language.) Don't forget to emphasize how stupid it is to go and ask one girl out after another... (a guy at my school asked out half the girl population in two weeks. Bad idea.)Keep up the good work!

I was just reading through this and, just so ya know, I'm a female, just wanting to know what all your saying here. I think you missed a fair few points, but I don't really wanna point them out since you seem to be carrying on well anyways. Lol, when I saw this I started laughing. A lot of people had asked for a perfect book into a female's mind. Well, I personally think its a losing cause since we're all so different and its impossible to explain everything. Go for it if you wish but there are going to be many faults throughout it if you're trying to get thorough.

How can you know a 'guys language' if you aren't male? Just a question.

~Starr~