Ha Ha. I guess that most of these are probably funny if you were there at the time, but whatever. My favorite was, "I gotta race like a pisshorse...wait...oh, nevermind." Ha Ha Ha.

Oy, but those are good... I like Brent's pisshorse comment in particular.. :-D

funny stuff. funny...nice. “I gotta race like a pisshorse… wait… oh, nevermind.” very good love it when that happens. wish my life was as fun-quote ridden as yours ~Mariah