Interesting ;)

Nice! I

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you timed him or that you posted this on the internet. If I were him, I would be dead of embaresment.

Love it.

The haiku or the subject of the haiku?

Owned.

hahaha...I laugh. That should be in a poetry book - just to shake things up. And show what everyone is really thinking sometimes.

(Insert maniacal giggling fit here, here, and HERE.) Best damn haiku I ever read.