LOL! EXCELLENT haha, loved the hyperbole and ur twisted sense of humor :P keep it up!

Great story; very unique topic. I must say I feel awful for the girl; i've been incredibly embarressed for something i've wanted badly before, too. Although, I can't tell if the girl actually has some sort of brain trauma or if she's just a nervous wreck, perhaps? I don't know, but I still liked the story :) GREAT WORK!

Wow. Uh... wow. No... well, wow.

This was rather... wrong... you just don't make fun of retards. That doesn't happen. Where have you been?

Though, I can't say you advertised falsely; this was, essentially, one big, heaping mound of hyperbole. Well, good job, I guess, aside from the whole politically incorrectness thing.

i saw the hyperboles in here. i guess you did the exercise well.