splendid. positively splendid. ^_^

--BD

'A sitting duck and lazy duck are both common ways to refer to lazy people. '

'A sitting duck' actually means an easy target, and I've never heard anyone referred to as a lazy duck, so I think that part of your argument was a bit of a stretch.

It was very funny, though.

strange. my understanding of the song was always that it ended with "so kiss my butt", but maybe my childhood was warped.

very interesting.

i love the thought process throughout this piece, its very original and a good read.

well done.

lots of love ~AC~

“I don’t want to be a chicken, I don’t want to be a duck, so I shake my butt.”

i never got the logic of that, too. It's so demented, it's beyond me.

Hahaha, what memories of grammer school this brings back! Thanks a lot for that, funny peice and sure brings back memories.

Hehe, this served up some good laughs, and a couple ponderous thoughts too. I never really gave the chicken dance that much thought before I read this. XD Def. going on my favorites list.