This is really good. It reminds me a little of Roald Dahl's short stories and their twist endings. Only, on a much much smaller scale. I really liked The Forbidden Love. I definitely didn't see that one coming.

one word sums this up

lol

Great little piece!

Funny how we're bogged down in red tape.

Good Job! *_*

I loved this one.

Especially the phrase, "A pair of electrons danced a femtoscopic waltz." So scientifically poetic. *_*

Cute!

Now write one about a girl shaving her legs.

hm, interesting, seems a bit pointless but it is interesting

Haha, I love this one!

Nice. I particularly like the razor one.

Haha, I love this. Brilliant, man, brilliant.

Words surely have power, and they deceive, as you just proved it in these two little chapters.

Good Job, keep adding. *_*

Too bad for the cookie.

OK, let's see what you chose for this one.