I liked it just fine. I personally don't think that people should leave flames for reviews if they didn't like the story. CHECK THE SUMMARY BEFORE YOU READ ANYTHING! That's the key to finding something you like. (I love food so an essay on food is just my thing.)

Way to go! Annonymous flames are left by cowards!

Take Care, RainShadow2005

This was a cute little essay. I'm not sure why someone flamed you, because it wasn't even like it was a controversial subject. I mean, damn! All you were doing was talking about the food you liked and it was an upbeat and positive essay, too.

My suggestion: Go into your account and remove it through "Remove Reviews" because I believe it must have been some goon out to trash people and he didn't even read the essay. I liked it.

Take Care, RainShadow2005

Raptor's a dick.

-Joshua Ridinger

hey, the REAL raptor here. good essay. i would love to know who the anonymous raptor7435 is, but i suppose he'll never tell, just so he can think he's "badass" or whatever. just so ya know, though, if the review isnt signed, than it isn't me. sincerely, raptor.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. No, come to think of it, you would.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.-raptor