Yar.. death to clowns! And grease! lol. awesome randomness.

=D Maranwe Telrunya

Hehehe... awesome. Poor puppy! lol

I've posted my 2nd random story...

=D Maranwe Telrunya

yes! death to grease!

what the heck, thats genious! i love it soo much! this is hardcore humor, and i envy your randomness...! grr, but u inspire me, and perhaps i will write something that makes people laugh rather than cry...u rock fish!

marionette/lexa

Fantastic!

Have u heard of Terry Pratchett? If u haven't, u'd love his books, especially his 1st ones. I like this one 'cept the woman shriekin was kinda creepy... unless my mind is uselessly in the gutter. So, 'bout this global mind of urs, sounds like it'd b a little difficult 4 2 brain cells to collide with so much space about. :P

Hahaha. That was again, freakin awesome XD. Love the McDeathles idea, and your comedic timing with dialogue is up there with the Simpsons [and that, my friend, is high praise indeed].

LMAO.Very well written, completely random, and highly amusing. There may be cows, there may be aliens, and there are defrosted Romans, but I'd have to say that the policeman buying doughnuts definitely clinched it for me XD. And I can't fault your spelling, grammar or punctuation. I'm lovin' it.

The whole time I was reading this, the main thought echoing through my mind was, "What the (insert expletive here)?"

But anyway, this is probably the only story I've ever read in which the complete and utter random pointlessness actually WORKS. I dunno, maybe it's the fact that you have good grammar, or that everything in the plot (or the lack thereof) flows just great. I mean, OMG, it's the first "randomness" story I've ever read that's actually well-written.

Er...so technical crap aside, this was really funny. In the first chapter there was that thing about the guy pulling the puppy out of his pants and the woman letting out a squeal of delight over whatever she THOUGHT he was pulling out (poor, disappointed lady). And then the thing about McDeathle's. Just thinking about the name "Ethel McDeathle" makes me crack up.

So anyway, I hope there'll be an update! And again, I appreciate your clearing up of the whole story thing. Since you went so far as deleting it, I also apologize for flaming you the way I did. The rudeness was uncalled for. XD

VERY pointless...but amusing. I suppose they go together in some respects. Good job!

I hope this keeps going, i am quite enjoying this...romans in a ufo with an unhappy, to say the least, alien ha ha...who'd have thought