I am not sure all those thnigs would kill the purple idiot and you you should try using more fire in the proceccess of tortureing and killing barney. Computers are also marvelous ways of killing the purple dinosour you just have to think about it. I do find this story very amusing and halirous[please write more]

amen.

i hate you. you hate me. let's get together an KILL barney. witha shotgun blast, knock him to the floor. no more ugly dinosaur.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought it was very funny, but to much "replace," ideas. Otherwise good.

utterly stupid,

but well written!

wahoo! KILL BARNEY!