Heh. Love the alliteration. It flows very well and sounds almost exactly how I wrote me research paper (which I got a 96 on xD). Awesome poem *thumbs up*

I love it!

So entirely true. :P

* Books4mE *

Haha...that's kinda funny.

As a devout english major, I am Suitably Impressed and in love with your poem. The alliteration just adds fun to it. I read it to my roommate who is not an english major and understands having to stretch papers out more than I do. But it is all so tragically true! I love it. Kudos from an english major who has written many a paper with Symbolism in it and lots of lengthy "quotes"

Wow this is great! I think that most of it is true. I mean, I certainly use mumbojumbo in my own papers sometimes...haha it was pretty funny. good laugh.

Hehe. Good stuff. Amazing how you learn this nonsense in school, and then turn it into humor. So annoyingly serious it's amusing. Bravo.

Oh wow, this cracked me up. It definitely has some remarkable advice that I will certainly use in future. Actually, I think I've followed most of these steps at one point or another (and undoubtedly got an A because my teachers aren't that bright), so seeing them in text was hilarious.

Your word choices were beautiful, and your descriptions were as close to perfect as possible. I enjoyed this immensely. Definitely going on my favorites.

BRILLIANT! this is BRILLIANT! And it sounds so intellectual, like...like that's really how you write one.

I wonder if you could actually get away with doing that...hmm...

*grins* That was great, partly because I've been writing far too many English papers lately, and partly because it's all so true. Well done!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious. Especially the last part. Awesome. Maybe my English Teacher would appriciate reading this ... or ... maybe not :sigh: oh well. Doesn't matter. She's a nutter anyway and only great minds think alike!!

Fantastic.

Janet.

Haha...I wish it was that easy to write a paper...the teacher's really aren't in this frame of mind.

This was very funny, and the alliteration with "likeably lengthy" and stuff like that is really cool. good job.

Haha, this is really awesome. I love the names you have for everything. It's great, and I didn't see any spelling/grammar errors! Yay!

gorgeous!

i really liked that poem. i have to say that i actually do most of those things for my essays and most the time ive coem out tops. itm ay be humorous, but its actually right! keep it up welldone.

You are one fantastic author. This is the second poem of yours I'm adding to my favourite's list.

What can be said about this poem? It was quite funny, and familiar (I know this poem is in fact supposed to be a joke, but a lot of the stuff you said is a lot of the stuff I do for English essays, and it seems to be fooling my teachers!)

Brilliant work, keep on writing, you have amazing talent.