O gosh... *sits staring at the keyboard, giggling* *then stares at the computer screen and giggles some more* awesomeness.

That was a really long review you gave me. I never said that miniature elephants didn't make great pets. In fact, as you may or may not see in future chapters of Kamikazi Pickles, they are quite loyal.

In my experience with gnomes, they have all been rather strange creatures. Which now includes you.

ah, my profuse condolences for the death of your close friends and family for their untimely killings by lemonade salesmen.

*sigh*

=D Maranwe T.

holy crap, that was so entirely random!hahaloved it though, wow. i think that the totally 100% bestest part ever was the part about the butterfies guts reminding him of thursday, cuz i do tht all the time...haha

neway, wow, good job as always, wow, that was really too random for it to be even considered random,

haha, thanx for the reviws, may the force b with u, and such...uh..ug

~lexa

weird... This paragraph is a wee bit awkward:

"This thought then provoked him to remember an event which had occurred on that Thursday, which involved his watching of an excess amount of television, and the visit of an old friend, as well. The old man who visited, whom Henry referred to as Gandalf for some reason or another, probably because of his starking resemblance to an old wizard, had walked in during one of Henry's favorite shows. Henry, of course, was not altogether pleased at his show being interrupted, so he waved Gandalf away when he tried to tell him something."

I thought that was great! Definitely did not expect that ending. So hillariously random.

Good work! *adds to favourites*

Oh wow... Hahaha... Henry was so awesome! How could you kill someone who is so innocently... random? Hahaha... Very nice. You write very well!

It's hard to come up with good humor thesedays - it has to be "trashy" to be funny...

I like yours! Thanks for the laughs. You're hilarious. -- J.max

LOVE this! So hilarious. Keep up with the writing of awesomeness, dude.

Yay for random. : )

It's kind of like that Talking Heads song where the singer's all 'this is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!' and all that.