Wow. Just wow. You have changed the way I look at staples. Very philisophical. Yup...*nods empathatically* Simply astounding. :D

haha i can only imagine. i like the break from you usual style, but only you could turn a little staple into something so beautiful and elegant and tragic, hehe! "scrap metal, mass produced, unique?" i love that bit. it flows well, and despite the randomness it does give a teeny tiny thought provoking message (or maybe thats just me D ) . ps. im sad about sneakers's standstill, i keep checking back to see if its updated! but I hope you find inspiration for it soon.

This is great. I like writing weird stuff about inanimate objects... if you want, you should read my short story "So Said the Scissors"-it's basically the same idea. Anyway, great work!

I fucking love you. Yea, that's all there is to it.

Ha, ha, ...I mean poor staple. You will be greatly missed.

Oh sister of mine, you need a life. Hell, I need a life. Okay, so we both need lives, but that is okay. I like this, despite everything that I have just said.

When did you write this?

GRACE (note the all powerful capital letters)

Amusing. Made me smile.

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