Hehe. I find 'how to' guides amusing, and this one doubly so, for the concept was new to me.
I think you could work on the beginning, because the first paragraph isn't very attention-grabbing. Everything else was brilliant.
Stylistically speaking, you may want to break apart the paragraphs with the line breaks fictionpress lets you use, but that's just a neat-freak's suggestion. (Or use numbers in bold to make a point of separating them.)
I'm going to keep a sharp eye out for all alien Brits now, mark my words. lol

Oh my god, that is simply great, it is too true, anyone can pass off as a member of the Royal Family. Not that I should say that as an English girl, but i do have venezuelan blood, so thats porbably it. I think you're profile is great, I also hate boundaries, I often make my school essays way too long. And whenever someone reviews me i look at their profile and try to review them too its true, its a good tradition to keep, its manners! Keep the good work up!

Oh, this is hilarious. A perfect blend of satire and...truth. Very nice.

Hahah. That's a funny little essay. However, the British accent does not sound snobbish; that is the voice of everyday-Americans attempting to imitate the British accent. But not to worry, no offense taken... well, kind of. Think of it this way: Americans are always calling Canada "America Jr.," even though it is not true. But anyways, enough of my blabber, this was still good.

Tschau,Sam

cant say that i find this particularly funny. it takes the ** out of an important tradition and could be seen as incredibly offensive. having someone outside the UK take the ** out of the monarchy is similar to someone bullying your little brother- its ok when you do it, but when its someone else, its not funny any more. sorry to be so negative.

Han.

Hm...I will remember this. Thnx for the tips earthling, now we can begin our campaign to conquer all of Europe...^_^

This was cute, though not as funny as I hoped it would be. You pretty much jst stated the obvious on the surface's edge. Try adding some smart and slick humor into this, then you can pull this off.

I personally thought you could have made this funnier, but it was still a nice little story.