Haiku's are not my thing, but I can appreciate this bit. I like how there is (perhaps only in my mind) a progression in it, like a slow descent into madness. The last two then seem saner, perhaps the end of this period of tea induced disturbance?

My brain hurts . . . so I may not have appreciated this as much as I should have. Umm, right. The tea ones are strange. paticularily fond of the optimist/pessimist one and the tango one. Derivatives and Shakespeare make me laugh. Yay for haikus!

whoo, those are pretty funny... especially the ones related to tea and a dead bird. you just made my day before i have to do homework ** for coles and carosone. thanks

^_^ Very, very nice. I liked them all. They had a wonderfully realistic quality to them that I found entertaining. It was like they were really random thoughts in your mind.

Kudos!

~CR