Your odd and violent sense of humor is like sunshine on a cloudy day in my life. I will end this review before someone brings up the fact that that line is copy righted or I continue with the song...

JtS

It's just hilarious! I loved it!!

This is so funny. Made me crack up at the randomness. Very cute. *smile*

GAH! This is the greatest thing! I love the subtle irony of the writing, especailly the sentance: Well, two garden gnomes, three pink flamingos and one iron plant holder later, the burning corpse finally lay silent.

among others.

only thing for improvement: instead of "Ah" which i read as relaxed, maybe "AH!" instead?

great story

*shakes my head* I always knew you were insane, Misss Melisss.

This has to be the funniest, best story ever! I laughed the whole time!

I love it, lol.

ROFLMAO! Terrific, my dahlink! Sheer brilliance... a moral with a story!

well this was certainly amusing. =)