How can you just leave us here? FOR 3 YEARS?!?!

*sniff*

R.I.P. Princess Helena and Sir Rong?

I love the contrasting points of view :-) sorry it took me so long to get to this!

I take back everything I said about Helena's sueism. She is hilariously ignorant and full of herself, and I love it.

AGH! CLIFFIE!!

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LITERALLY!!

Wah...

You updated, I can't believe you really updated! It's great, as always. But I guess you were expecting me to say that weren't you? I really can't think of how else to describe it. You came up with a good plan by the way. But for some reason I thought the clam mostly ate boats. But I'm guessing it likes people too. Helena seemed more spoiled than usual though but I guess that's just her. I really love Sir Rong, he does remind me of me and I feel terribly sorry for him. Well, at least somtimes. Anyways, update soon and keep up the great writing!

oh! ooh! PICK ME! i'm still here, and i love those last lines... excellent choice. and i want a pet clam of clamity.

Hello!

WoW! It just keeps getting better and better

I LOVE sr. Rong’s clueless personality and Helena’s spoiled one, it makes the story so much fun. Actually the whole plot and concept is hilarious!

I can't wait to read the rest of this surprising tale!

~kaity

Oh yes, I know what you mean. I try to make all of my stories as humorous as possible in spite of their serious undertones, because if a story I'm writing isn't funny I'll get bored. I love to make people laugh.omg it's a giant clam! Dude! The poor sailors... lmao so Reggie wants Helena and Rong to defeat a giant clam? I can see it now! The Crustation of Catastrophe! The Oyster of Evil! lmao this is great.Looking forward to the next chapter.Rebelauthoress

good, i'm glad you're unstressed. you should DEFINATELY continue. he's my threat. if you don't continue i will do what i did to make you stay up when you slept over. Love this chappie.

hello...alright what to say..I don't think i like helena much. She seems really self-centred, but that may have been your goal? I'd like to know more about tihs village and the giant clam...legends? a prophecy? (just kidding..) rong was good this chapter...and i like the village leader character...keep writing! ;)

no... the lil boy... sniffle... TT_TT WAH!

can i have the clam as my pet? I WANT A GIANT, BOAT EATING CLAM AS MY PET! honestly, it's almost as cool as the 'fell beasts of the air' that the nazgul ride in lotr. (i want one of those to...). AWESOME news about that play! sounds fun! i, have also been busy, paitning a sign for my work. anyways, awesome job! :D

Mary, if you don't continue this story I swear I'll send the Spitting Camels after you. Although, since I'm such a wonderfuly good hearted cousin, I'll turn you into a werecat and THEN if you still don't write I'll have the Spitting Camels finish you off. After we go to Thailand that is...Anyways, great chapter! I liked the ending the best. Hehe Jolly James? But I have one question. Why didn't they just tell Reggie the whole truth? I'd understand if they made a story up but they told him MOST of the truth, all of it wouldn't have much difference would it?

Hey,that's ok.i know your stressed out. i like this chapter nonetheless. anyways...good job!

GASP! is the village gonna capture them, for thier own nefarious gain? oh no! i hope they know not to give out their true inten and identities. it will only be held against them...

Oh gosh, you call this not updating in a long time? Yes, you usually update close to daily, but trust me, you're still doing great. Why, I've known a girl on fanfiction who took TWO YEARS to update her story. And it was a DAMN GOOD STORY! >.< so unfair...

Personally, I like to wait until all my friends have gotten a chance to review. But that's just me...

But anyways. About YOUR story xD. This chapter wasn't as funny as the others, but certainly interesting. Why are they carrying pitchforks? O.o My only piece of advice is that maybe you should have described the town and the peasants better. I couldn't really picture them in my mind. But there's plenty of time for that later. Keep up the great work!

Ack, sorry I took so long to review! I've been so busy. Out of curiosity, did you get any of your ideas for this chapter from Charisse's bothering of her guards, or was the singing pure coincidence? Ironically enough, I also have her drive a guard into insanity by screaming her head off in a later chapter that hasn't been posted yet.

I hope you're getting over your writers' block. I can't wait for more of this story! It's awesome so far, keep it up!

I love these chapters. Nice song. I don't have much time so this is really short. YAY! You put the poem up. I'm glad. You'll probably get good reviews to... so you have nothing to blame me for.