|Reviews for QUOTH THE PROFESSOR|
| Ceri Anne 11/21/12 . chapter 1
This really made me laugh. I've not been a student in fair few years but I can still remember feeling exactly like that! Brilliant!
| YasuRan 11/12/12 . chapter 1
Boy, does this bring back some unpleasant memories XD. I haven't read a poem this amusing in ages, so this was a welcome find. With the speech of the weary protagonist, you pretty much took the words from my mouth from when I was a bored school student myself. Great job.
| fairydustillusion 10/16/12 . chapter 1
HAHAHA! that was brilliant!
| FreekyDisaster18 10/16/12 . chapter 1
Hey! I am here to share some exciting news. This was added to the poetry section over on A Drop of Romeo!
Here's the Review:
"Helen Thinks: Ian Nathaniel Cohen has taken a classic poem that I believe most of the population will recognise and introduced it to the twenty first century with their fantastic writing. Using the layout and beat of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven”, Ian Nathaniel Cohen has created a masterpiece in “QUOTH THE PROFESSOR” that will have every reader relating to as it’s based on a student dozing in their class because of how boring it is, especially listening to their professor’s droning voice. As an ex-university student I can hand on heart relate to this poem and can state confidently that quite a few other readers can too. It is difficult giving a classic a new spin but Ian Nathaniel Cohen has not only managed to do that, but they have done it amazingly well. Even if you don’t know “The Raven” by Poe, I suggest you check out “QUOTH THE PROFESSOR” any way because it’s fantastic in all its own rights."
| PyroPsycho x-x 7/5/11 . chapter 1
Very well written and funny!
| romanvagabond 4/20/10 . chapter 1
That. Was. Amazing.
| Anonymous 10/15/09 . chapter 1
I absolutely adored it!
Not to detract in any way from the original - Poes The Raven is a masterpiece, but your poem is so apt, while being side-splittingly funny, that I will be hard-pressed not to quote it at my statistics professor, human soporific that she is.
| SerenityRoberts 2/5/08 . chapter 1
That was a great satire. you really managed to capture Edgar Allen Poe's writing style. I too have had some boring lectures, though I am only a high school senior.
| You're My Fucking Delight 9/10/06 . chapter 1
| anon 12/1/05 . chapter 1
Wow. That was awesome, I love it!
| Yoshi12 9/7/05 . chapter 1
lol That was great! Even non college students can relate!
| Alchemist's Angel 7/29/05 . chapter 1
I have to add this to my favs list! It's fun and cute and all too true.
It's probably going to go on the door on my dorm room, too, along with all the other "shiny" stuff my roommate and I find on the net.
| Guest 7/16/05 . chapter 1
This was bloody brilliant! Great work!
| shadray 5/18/05 . chapter 1
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| Auron's Fan 5/18/05 . chapter 1
Great write more! if you have time, go to Fan and look under "Auronsfan" and read my stories! Anyway, this is a great poem and i couldn't agree more!