Well, often silicon breasts do not sag, but o well. Nice, cynical tone. The title definitely caught my attention.

I like this! It was real, and raw as I read it. People put so much wisdom and hindsight into sex but really ever once in a while we could all just use a good **. (And I totally feel your pain on the whole formatting issue - where they double space everything but to ask for just one more line is like a crime.) Nice work.

Juliet.

Try shift+enter.

The crudeness is brilliantly done. Kudos. Ditto with the repetition.

Brilliant.

** godly