I think I already told you this is funny. But I know you like getting emails from bot@fictionpress so... I'm reviewing it on here anyway. =D

i love your pretty head too much for you too squish it with a brick wall!! how about next time you are having a day like this you just ask me for a hug and then i'll go squish the head of who ever is making you feel "brick head squishing bad" yeah okay i'm done. you are one funny lady, lauren. :) behave yourself. -kp

blegh, yes, this hits close to home

Fantabulous! Absolutely awesome! Don't you just hate those days? Where the heck you got the idea for this, I have no idea... but all the same I love it. Maybe I should go try that now...~Kendall

Heh...you have NO IDEA whatsoever!!

Very funny. =D

~Christine~

Slightly *cough* violent, but also pretty funny. Reminds me of all those phony counselor people who make you dwell on things and only make it worse. Good job with your grammar, by the way, it was really good.