mwahhahaha! oh i wish you would continue! i want this kid to get her revenge! very nicely done!

Hillarious! Particularly Norma's comment at the end ("You were once mistaken for a gender confused frog?") As for a grade, A+ all the way and congratulations on coming up with a funny and original list (in other words, not an exact copy of the '104 Way' list from mugglenet.com

I liked Claire very much, not just 'cause her name rocks either. ^_^