My computer has had issues for a couple of weeks, and I have been unable to get online well.

This was an interesting little story. I am not sure if I really understand the situation, but that is alright, because I am kind of tired when I am reading this. Grant needs to bang his head a few times and curse. I do feel for him.

Once again you address to impress. This is good. And I don't say that about many things.

I think it's a good title...without the I could die part. Heh, your story is really good so far. ^_^