Hehe. I would have reviewd it when I read it, but I didn't have time, and I can't be bothered to read it again because I'm at school and the computers are slow.

I really liked it. I wanna know how Jimmy came to be hanging off the cliff (I'm assuming we're going to find out at some point).

It's great and deserves to be updated.

Hehehe... oy.

=D Maranwe Telrunya

*_*... pirates are awesome

Gah! poor baby guinea pig! lol

=D Maranwe Telrunya

O, gosh... hehehe. Conversations with one's self are always fun. At least, mine are. *gasps fakely* what will happen to the hero...? who hasn't proved heroic just yet. Yea... um.

Thanks for the review. I ACCEPT your DARE. That may have, in fact, had two dogs involved in it. Expect the DARE to be fulfilled within... the uh... week... or two. =D hmm... never taken a dare before... =P

Maranwe Telrunya

It seems that you moved from random humor in the first chapter or so to an actualy linear story in this chapter. But you still managed to keep the same amount of humor! And I thought there were no good stories anymore on this website.. Props to you man.

Why are pirates always hilarious? I need to find the answer to that someday.

o, hi there! So ur from Houston! I used to live there. I want the said "something special," (as long as it doesn't involve an unhealthy amount of TNT), but i don't live on Walnut street. :(Green Acres! Green Acres! Ok, I'm done. I really enjoyed this chap too, 'cept it was a wee bit too short. hehehehe Me wants to kno more of this hope giving fortune cookie. Yay! Me likes Texas! wooho go Texas! if u ever happen to get boreder than cows, email me! wells i gotta go now... ah, life... so full of chicken (Thank God!)

Ah, it's been far too long since I've heard from Jimmy the Samurai. I can honestly say that I had a smile on my face and a chuckle in my throat every moment I was reading this chapter. Randomness is so AMUSING!

Keep up the good work!

Dude, the part about the wishing well was awesome. I've often wondered whether they ever clean up all the coins that go in there... lol This chapter was great - I love the humor (as always). You're awesome, dude.

Keep writing!

Golly! I love this! It's great! The only thing that is a little confusing is this part: "Hmm... I bet I could fall asleep if I tried to dream of hanging onto the cliff, causing myself to subconsciously continue to hang on...” Jimmy thought aloud.

“That's the worst idea I've ever heeard...” the falling climber criticized.

Jimmy sighed, knowing that the very-soon-to-be-dead climber's words rang true. He got a strange feeling that only Monty could help him now.

-It's just kinda confusing, ya know? He's falling then he's not falling. :D

Cows! I love this! It's so darned random; it's great! O, and I like ur penname 2. It rocks! Wow, Monty's description is awesome and and this line is great: asking someone about the weather is a specimen of the rather pointless species known as “small talk". Gosh! I'm so glad I found this!!

Clever and ridiculously funny. The mere image of anyone snatching up money from a wishing fountain in such a manner is just priceless.

And I really like those little random funny bits like, "And he lived happily ever after, for a few hours".

That was unusual...BTW, thanks for the review. No, that was not the end, I have one more chapter...with an even MORE abrupt end. That 'bathroom' line I didn't even notice, haha. I was writing this in the library, and I saw a kid with a shirt that said 'horn if you're honky', so I added it in. Glad you liked it. :)

Good as always - no criticism from me. I'm too busy laughing.

Keep writing, my friend.