HAHAHAHA! Yeah, i could see that happening to me, lol.

Heh heh, quite amusing.

Aw, how touching.

These may not be very meaningful but that isn't their job. They're designed for amusement and this poem fits that genre well.

Violets are blueAnd roses are red,If I even see you,I'll knock of your head.

For the collection.

Very funny, I can actually picture someone saying this. Great idea to parody the classic sappy valentine's day poem, it works well.

These are hilarious. It's good to have something nice and short to read on a cold Saturday when the snow's not thick enough to go sledding or build a snowman but too thick to really do anything else. Man, I really wish the weather here would decide whether it wants to be winter or spring. I don't mind either, but pick one! Don't bounce back and forth between the two in the same season!Anyway, these are funny. Short, but good. Keep it up, mellon nin.Namarie--Smeagol Fasir Kenobi

haha. this is so great- i've always heard so many versions of the roses are red poem. i xpecially like the first one. tell me when u add another!~dropsofjewpiter~

thats cute even if you didnt make it. :p

~SarahJane

lol i like this one too. sounds like hes all bah humbug with love :p

~SarahJane

aw now that is sweet. thats exactly what i told my bf when he got me roses for valentines day and he was upset bc they weren't red. i told him i didnt care what color they were as long as they were from him! hehe cant wait to keep reading!

~SarahJane

thats cute and yes i know someone thats like her. i do believe i even wrote a poem with her in mind lol. cant wait to read more!

~SarahJane

Yay me!

Roses are redViolets are blueMost poems rhymeBut this one doesn't.

Three lines, lol.

+Too lazy to review for the other chapters+

Kelly's is still my favorite. :D

Yay for reviewing! Anyways...nice, Ava...+Claps+