I liked this chapter the best, with the wood lol.

Crazy little story, awfully random, but very funny! Thank you very much for making me smile today.

I can officially say that this is one of the weirdest things i have ever read. but being strange minded myself, i can appreicate it, and i found myself laughing while reading 'the simon story'

lol! luv ur story!we just took this humongous test, and so we needed this to relieve ourselves of stress.. by we, I mean me and my friend! we both luv ur story!