Oh, the joys of a podium. Aren't they always broken anyway? And you are definitely lucky that your classes are only forty-five minutes long.

As for the story, very creative. A little confusing, but it must've taken a lot of thought to come up with it all.

Keep writing. Take care.

-elephant121

I liked it. I'm just getting the hang of parodies in class right now so it helps. Plus it was sitting on the edge of my toy car funny.

'“The blanket isn’t harmful. The blanket loves you. The blanket is happy. The blanket will make you happy, too!” Dopey exclaimed, smiling widely and showing off his sharp teeth.'

^^ I love-love that part. :D

you must have a very creative and/or deranged english teacher. this was...creepy, for lack of a better word. "The blanket loves you. the blanket is happy." XD woo. it made me laugh. poor podium! and fullmetal alchemist rocks. (i didn't change my fp name, i am not the same person as really)

This was a nicely balanced dark comedy, both funny and twisted (evil clowns are an interesting concept I associate only with dark comedy). I am also a fan of Fullmetal Alchemist, and the title grabbed my attention. Nice job.