Hahaha you were high! I liked it! It was rather odd and funny. It seems like it should be disturbing but it really wasn't...

Wow, that was amazing, and who the heck would think that was real? Please, take away the thing that says it wasen't and let the idiots think you're a cannibal. It was great.

It seems so strange, but that's what I like about what I've read from you so far, the possiblities are endless.

That was interesting. I liked it.

Sort of cute, sort of funny, sort of sad... But a quick, entertaining read, and that's nice.