lol, this is funny... especially since a lot of it is true =)

my only suggestion would be to break it up just a little? the one long paragraph does have a nice effect of ranting (haha) but it was a little hard to read...

other than that, i really liked it. the italics were entertaining! =D good job

-Lefty

This is pretty good. The only thing that kind of sets me off is the line about high heels. Some people like them! (Me for one...sadly, I have size 12 feet!)