That's great.

I don't usualy care for rhyming poems, but that was one I could get used to.

Ar! Go pirates! d(^_^)/

ROTFL! This is awesome! LOL I had to read it three more times. Well, I guess pirtaes work too, don't they?? Heehee. LOL, anyway, fantastic job, you've definitely captured the spirit of a pirate...have you ever been one?