you have a strange sense of humor and way to much time to spend thinking up new ways to show OFF that strange humor but good none the less was the story. Great now i sound like yoda.

well... it was a bunch random inside jokes. That no one will find funny besides the people who are on the inside...of the joke.

That was interesting. Once more I was reminded of my friends. Today during drama class one of them pretended to hump the wall... and that is how California kids amuse themselves.

OmG! *Spazzes* WHERE'S THE JESUS BEEF?!

I decided today that I do, in fact, live in a house. Not a box. Not a hole. And most certainly not on the branch of a log in a cave at the bottom of the sea. But in a house. A full fledged house. It even has a basement. I'm very proud of this decision and I've come the second decision that I'm not going to holding any celebration of any kind. So ** you.

I think . . . Amy, I should just turn this here comment-y place into my verbal ** box, to be frank. Because yeah, it would scare my brother if I used my journal. You know, now that he's decided he should read my entries in case I some how attract an online predator. Oh noes! Anywho. I'm sure you have no problem with that? Because if you do, I'll just have to ignore you. Okay?

If you have not figured out who this is yet please consult the manual that wasn't sent with this item. It surely won't help you at all. But the author of this oh so beautiful comment declares you a total idiot anyway.

-|337 piraninja skillz- :0

SQUIDGY! Your new and improved bath soap. [50% Fruit Juice 50% Processed Pork] Smell like ** for the next twenty four hours. :D

HOLY **! THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM!

I mean . .. Where the hell are the moresomes? Or, as Colin once said, the morgies? 'Cause I need to get laid. And we need more men, because last we only had Censored and he wasn't even really there. I mean, really, improv. isn't my thing. Especially when it comes to sex.

I really enjoyed this. I was confused about some things, completely understood a lot of things, and wished I had teachers who said things like this:

Person in my biology class: If you saw your sister in a ** house ‘servicing’ someone, what would you do? My biology teacher: Slap her for taking my customers.

That is absolutely classic!

But still, I find it odd that most of these comments are relatively PG-13. Maybe it's because I go to an all girls school, but my friends are totally X-rated. I've got a horrible potty mouth and yet I am pretty much the tame one of my group.

Still, I found this to be very humorous. Now, off I go!

Amy! Amy! I want more, Amy! More! -And, holy **! How did Gina get here?!

AMMY! its me, gina. oh i love our quotes. you should totally publish the quote book when we graduate.

HAHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHHAAH AAHAHHA AHAHAHAH AHA AHAHAHh haha hah ha... Whoo, that was funny, i gotta go over to your town so time, it sounds like a funny place to live!

HFC! SHEA! SHEA! YOU JUST SAID HIS NAME! YOU JUST SAID HIS NAME! YOU CRAZY **! YOU SAID HIS NAME! BAD SHEA! . . . Ahem. We can just pretend that didn't happen, eh? /Right?/

“God is a do-it-yourself kind of person.” Laura

I TOTALY have no recollection of saying that. *runs in cilcles screaming "BUT THE QUOTE BOOK NEVER LIES" until her mother comes in and asks if she's talking to herself again*

*dies* I remember these! Oh my loves, I've missed yuo so!You should add a second chapter of last years quotes, and an epilouge of the ones that got let out.Like derrick selling his child by the pound, and the moresome.*Nods*Glompies!Tis so amusing... I heart our brains!

Right then. *cough*

*Hysterical laughter*

HOMFGEH! I'm famous! xP Yet there's so much more. Like what about the Mostly Heterosexual King Of Kick **? Or the insulin incident with Censored. Where did you put my memories, biyatch?! -poke- And what about the gay boi lover?! And Zach and Flora banning masturbation from Biology? When they were the firsts to do it?!

And hey! I reviewed on SAA. Just writing me off like that. I don't think we can be friends anymore, Amy. I just can't deal with your violent tendancies . . . To ignore me.

And yeah, I need to go to school. It's seven -o- ten. See j00 for reals in like an hour. I think. P.E. mans! RAWKSERS MY SAWKSERS.

You also forgot about the sexy sign the seduces pedestrians, including you. And the man on my ceiling while I was on absythnth (sp? oO). Except I wasn't . . . I swear. And kinkin' out Shea's bathroom?! OMGOSH. Wait. Oshcosh by Gosh! I mean, uh, good-bye! I LOVE J00 ALL!! :D