Aw. Poor Parrot. Lol. I have 5 parrots and they all talk like crazy and pick up everything. My Grey calls my boyfriend an ** in my voice everyday. I'm like, "I swear he didn't learn it from me!" This made my day!

I like the repetition. It flows really well when you're reading it. I just loved this becuase I keep telling my boyfriend that if his bird (the one that calls him **) bites me one more time I'm gonna cook him for dinner. lol

Funny! Very nicely written. Well done!

Hehe... Next time my bird starts squaking, I'll have to say that bit. "Parrot in my kitchen pot." Nice repitition. Although it makes you wonder about the secrets...

hee hee. I liked this a lot. Do you, out of curiousity, actually have a parrot? I do. His name is Oliver, and he's got multiple personalities. He talks to himself. He says things like 'Shut UP, Oliver!' 'No!' 'Bad birdy!' (screaming) 'no biting!' 'ouch!' (more screaming, sounds of smoke alarm going off) 'stop that!' 'Oliver, stop it!'. He's a funny birdy, but I love him. Anyway, well done.