i like it! some of the rhyming's a little off, but it doesn't detract too much. i found it funny in a cynical way. and i really like your descriptions--that seems to be a theme...

Well, it seems obvious to me that you don't do this yourself and that you don't approve, so don't fash yourself about that. That is somewhat accurate, though I think it seems slightly impersonal. Of course, it is more a critique on behavior, so that seems appropriate.

i like. very much, in fact.