Killer last line. I laughed so hard.
I'm wondering if Ash and Matte will actually get together. At first it was like "They will" but now it's like "Will they?"
Plotless can be good, you know, a bit like an acid trip. Stories with every set detail planned in advance tend not to be as good, because the author needs thinking space! Next chapter...

I love Matte's clumsiness...so damn relatable.
I now realise the trade marks are for humour. I am stupid. My particular sense of humor doesn't find that aspect of the story that funny, but others will.
I don't really have anything bad to say, which is why this review is short.
Yay.

Well, I don't have a dick but you described it well enough so I could feel the pain...ouch.
There seems to be some developing sexual tension between Ash and Matte. And then there's Robert, just bopping along and being cool on the side.
I found this chapter particularly funny, especially lines such as, "I'm lying on my bed, poking my belly button and staring at the dirt that gathers under my fingernails" and '“Borrowing” means creaming someone with promises of giving it back and so on, until they give in. Of course the promise is never carried out. If you do carry it out, then you're an Ultra Idiot™.'
Great job, onto chapter 5!

Ah, I really love the last line. Very sweet and really displays their relationship well.
Poor Matte, he just loves Ash doesn't he? Well, he definitly loves Ash's body anyway.
I forgot to mention the perfectness of the title. It's just brilliant, so simple yet has so much relevance to the story.
I need to read on now!

You don't have to put the trademarks on every brand, you know. It's kinda annoying. Just put a disclaimer in an author's note if you must.
So the story's set in Sweeden? Good idea, nice to see a setting besides an American high school for once.
"I say, just to step inbetween them." In between shoulld be two seperate words.
I like Ash, he has personality. As for Matte, I love how his feelings for Ash are portrayed so humorously yet so realistically. His jealousy is funny. On to the next chapter!

"I'm lesbian," should be "I'm a lesbian," unless Camilla isn't a native English speaker or that's just her mannerism.
You seem to slip out of present and past tense somewhat. I don't know if this is on purpose or not.
"My sister often gets like that when she has her menstruation. It was...a sight." Very funny line but I think it would sound better if you changed 'gets' to 'got' or 'It was' to 'it is' or given another sentance between the two lines, as it just doesn't sound right to me.
"It's one of those artsy 50's retro styled cheap IKEA stuff that my mom bought sometime in her last life." I think stuff is plural so it doesn't fit. 'Things' would fit more.
You're pace is a bit quick. You could have maybe added a few extra paragraphs here and there to slow it down slightly.
Besides all that nit-picking, I found this to be a promising begining.Matt's attitude really comes across well in this chapter, I feel like I know him already. He's certainly not a Gary-Stu, anyway! He's also not a girl with a penis, which is also a good thing. I do like is sharp, witty observations and look forward to reading more about him.

I love this story. It's.. real, or maybe it's just my style, Nasty Punk isn't somthing you find often.
I've read it twice.

Great story loved the sex scenes although I didn't like the ending with the whole I don't think I love you lmao but it was still an awsome story. I'm new to the site and just started my own story if you get a chance I'd love for you to read it.

Anyways awsome story and can't wait to read more of your stuff.

Just thought I'd tell you that that lube that warms on contact is not good for anal sex. That shit burns.

I know from expierience.

I like the story.

It was great lol.

who reads this? me the queen pf the world but sence im a girl i should say king...
dont ask. this was just great i liked it alot.
love

really awesome!

good story i love it

nice i like the end, but poor Robert he gets none...

Hahahaha, I loved this story, especially the ending, I totally wasn't expecting that. "IN YOUR FACE!" Haha, though I would have to say my favorite part about the story would have to be the random (TM) sayings, it gave the whole story a unique voice to it that was extreamly entertaining. And I acctually like the way you used prose to describe the story, which is somehing I usually hate, but it really fits your characters, cause what can you expect from a teenage boy, LOL.It had a very S.E. Hinton feel to it(one of my fave arthors ever *Squee*). over all I loved it!

Very fun and interesting, if a bit quick and light. I like it!